
The 10 Commandments of Bar Chiquita
What’s up, babies! I’ve been thinking about you a lot! With so much praying going on, I was overcome by the spirit of the holy rumba, so today I bring you the 10 commandments of Bar Chiquita, non-negotiable, so we can have a great time. There’s nothing better than going all out at the best party in Medellín, with the peace of mind that only our trusted gay bar can offer.
The commandments of good partying
Check it out! Pay attention and don’t say I didn’t warn you:
1) You will party responsibly and have a good time because that’s how it should be.
2) Violent or aggressive behavior will not be tolerated. We came here to have a good time!
3) Admission is for adults only. 18 in Medallo and 21 in Bogotá. We don’t want any trouble, mijo.
4) You will not bring in, sell, or consume psychoactive substances, because this is a clean party, mor.
5) Do not accept drinks or strange items from people you do not know.
6) Do not bring drinks, bottles, or weapons; you enter with only the desire to party.
7) If you are already very intoxicated, come back another day. You will not be allowed to enter if you are intoxicated.
8) You will take care of the facilities we made with love, for you.
9) You will not let your guard down or give any opportunities to rude people. Self-care, dude!
10) Most importantly: you will take care of your friends; you came together, you leave together. You’re not going to leave your friends behind. No way!
Full party, zero bad vibes
At Bar Chiquita, we party responsibly and have a good time because that’s how it should be. No fights or bad vibes, come on! If you’re looking to get rowdy, stay home and watch soap operas. Here, at the best gay bar in Medellín and Bogotá, the rules are clear. Have fun, but respect everyone. And watch out, baby, only adults are allowed in! We don’t want moms calling at 2 in the morning asking about their little girls. That’s the worst!
Take care, mor, we love you
Another thing I learned during my many nights of partying at Bar Chiquita is that you can’t trust everyone. We don’t take anything from strangers here, and don’t bring any weird stuff, you hear me? Don’t bring any drugs, bottles, or any weird stuff. In other words, bring with you just the desire to give it your all and plenty of cash to spend. Also, leave your booze here in Chiquita to drink with me. If you arrive too wasted, I’ll send you home! Help us take care of you, mooor.
The best gay nightclub
The coolest thing about Bar Chiquita is that, besides being the best gay nightclub in town, it’s the place with the hottest drag shows, the most professional atmosphere, and the best cocktails. As true believers in partying and its powers, we come here to let loose, but we also take care of this place that belongs to all of us! Give it some love!
So, pay attention to the commandments I’m giving you today! They are the recipe for Bar Chiquita to continue being the safest club in the LGBTQ+ community, where we come to be happy and hang out without fear. So now you know, be on your best behavior, respect my commandments, and enjoy the best gay nightlife in Medellín and Bogotá.
That’s all for now, my loves, see you at Chiquita!