If your boyfriend were a Bar Chiquita cocktail, guess what, guesser!
Yes, yes, testing 1, 2, 3. I have arrived my loves, and this time with a dynamic that you will love. Because tell me, who doesn’t like a Bar Chiquita cocktail? They are hotter than Maluma, and this little country, it is so delicious.
So if you haven’t come for cocktails, it’s time to get yourself programmed.
Amix, we know that love has its own explosive mixtures: a little bit of sweetness, a pinch of intensity and, sometimes, a shot of drama that nobody asked for but that we might as well take. Now, imagine that your boyfriend was a Bar Chiquita cocktail… Would it be a mild drink or a bombshell that leaves you dry?
To what we live as my love said, the Zo-Harlot. It’s time to find out what flavor your boyfriend, lover or ass has.
Traditional cocktails
Margarita
Your guy is one of those conservative and classic types, but he has his little deli side, there’s a reason you like him so much. Everyone wants to be with him, he never misses a 2-for-1 offer and he obviously goes out with you because he only has eyes for you. Sometimes he’s sweet and affectionate and other times he’s a bit salty, but he’s always open to whatever plan comes up.
Cosmopolitan
Your boyfriend thinks he’s a ladies’ man, he’s always impeccably turned out and spends more time getting ready than the queens do. Elegant, sophisticated and with a touch of mystery that leaves you wanting more. But be careful, because if you let your guard down, he might become unattainable.
Mojito
Your boyfriend is one of those “flow” types, he says “don’t complicate things” and lives with a beach vibe (even if he works in an office), then he’s a Mojito. Refreshing, easy to love, but deceptively strong. Because yes, he seems harmless, but when you least expect it, he’ll make you drunk with love and you won’t know how you got there.
Glass of water
The bitter boyfriend. Wherever you send this blog he gets angry; and for sure when you go out clubbing and you dance alone he makes a face. Ayyy noo! Buddy, get out of there. That boyfriend is simpler than hell at mass.
Signature cocktails: Your love is a special being
Tamalindo
He’s very local, he’s kind of a hippie and he loves local products. Oh my love! The peasant in action. Your guy likes astrology, retreats and he likes to try tantric sex. He’s kind of crazy but he has a pure heart.
Pineapple Culiada
He’s a bit exotic, he’s got style and he loves plans involving sun, beach or swimming pool. Nice and relaxed soaking up the sun! He likes exclusivity and he looks strong but in private he’s a spoilt teddy bear.
Mean
Your boyfriend has it all: money (it’s very important), he’s cute and God made him well endowed (you know what I mean). Stingy isn’t a word in his vocabulary because he knows we’re here to enjoy life. I want one of these! Awww
Tropical blue
He’s Caribbean, he must be from the coast! Party animal and very cheerful. This is the typical boyfriend who cooks for you when you’re sad, takes you dancing and steals kisses when you’re not looking. He likes salsa and his most guilty pleasure is Karol G.
Both love and the Bar Chiquita cocktail have something in common: there’s something for everyone! Some refresh you, others make you drunk and there are some that you just can’t stop drinking. At Bar Chiquita, we know that love and partying go hand in hand, that’s why our parties are very chic, with drag shows, beautiful people, music to dance to until your feet can’t take it anymore and of course cocktails.
And if you’re single, don’t worry… because you can always order a drink, take a look and see what happens.